“Exactly how crazy could you be?!” Tiago* questioned inside the stunning Portuguese accent as i joined my personal resorts lobby. It got only been couple of hours since the my personal plane handled down when you look at the Norway and that i is to your a mission-determined so you’re able to fuck an excellent Norwegian, but happy to to switch getting good Brazilian towards their means to fix citizenship. I downloaded Hinge straight back on settee when you look at the LAX and you can featured my matches whenever We jumped from the jet and you can connected to help you Wi-Fi (yes, I am a rich-butt sex staff, with no, I will not pay for around the world analysis). Frequently Tiago is bored stiff resting alone in his apartment you to definitely evening, thus the guy popped in the risk of my insane, extremely-last-moment suggestion. I made a decision to join up having a romantic date whenever I eventually got to my personal hotel, after I grabbed the newest World’s Quickest Shower.
“Let’s come across which of us are crazier,” I responded which have a grin and damp tresses once we headed outside. Tiago was handsome! Five-foot-ten having ebony, suave locks and you can, sartorially speaking, a classic Eu aesthetic-fitting grey pants, designed coat to complement, and you may a black colored polo attaching every thing together.